Written by BEN JOSEPH1984WINSTON: Don’t tell the Party, but sex is way better than totalitarianism.EVERYONE: Surprise! We’re the Party.WINSTON: Oh, rats.The Lion, the Witch and the WardrobeC.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion [...]
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